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FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO CANNOT WATCH THE NEW USED VIDEO.


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Dan/Jepha “Desperate”

People are encouraging the ridiculous au. And demanding porn. And I am nothing if not a pandering panda. So here is lazy porn.

( Moar Victorian au, this time with added groping )

Quinn/Jepha "Secrets"
For foxinmyhands
Mini Victorian AU based on this Ford Madox Brown painting. Jepha’s a rentboy! Bert and Quinn are buskers/pickpockets! Dan’s a bricklayer!

( They don’t keep secrets, not from each other )

My best friend and roommate just informed me that I’m jealous that she has all these guys who are into her. She in turn was informed that all the guys who are into her are like the clearance bin at Walmart: just because they’re there doesn’t mean they’re worth having. I cannot wait for her to repeat this to them, as these guys comprise most of our ( Read more... )

I MOVED. I'M GOING TO KILL EVERYONE.

SNIPPET TIME.

It’s the night before Wentz’s party. Bert’s dress is destroyed, Dan’s got his pretty Ms. PacMan bow and go-go boots (he had to order them from some drag company in England, Dan’s got fucking massive stanky feet to go with his huge hands), Quinn’s got these really horrendiferous sparkly glittered ( Read more... )

Hero Complex

Dan/Jepha, bloodplay for ihavecake
For the usedfic exchange!
2900 words of porny porn.

( Dan knows Jepha well enough to know that he’s not the kind of guy to start random bar fights )

It is TOO HOT for sane thoughts or sexytime pornz, so this is what my brain has produced instead. Clearly I need to move somewhere cooler.

Lepromatosis (3:10:30 PM): i had an interesting thought as i was falling asleep last night. one i think you might find interesting as well.
aikodelirium (3:11:12 PM): Share!
Lepromatosis (3:11:29 PM): The Used ( Read more... )

I write to you, dear internet, from my bathtub. Yes, from the interior of my bathroom, sitting in the tub in water. Because I can.

I am bored. Fantastically bored and mentally itchy.

GIVE ME PROMPTS FOR DRABBLES. Give me bandom pairings or prompts and I will write for you! Pornprompts always welcome!

apiphile, YOU GET ONE ESPECIALLY because the ( Read more... )

My attempts at cosplay are still fail, so instead I bring ThursdayJepha.


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